Vending Machines

I decided today that next week I’m going to embark on a new business venture to sell vending machines. I don’t know why I’ve always been drawn to vending machines. I just love the different types, the buttons, the way the cork screw thing sends me my favorite treat on command. I wish my girlfriend would do that for me! Sadly I’ve never had a girlfriend but I’m working on that one! Anyway, back to these machines. I just feel like they’re such a big part of my life that I can’t deny my desires to give back to them in a positive way. If you think about it, they don’t discriminate, yell at you or want to hurt you in any way. They simply exchange a tasty treat for just a tiny bit of your earnings. Mere pittance really for not only the physical satisfaction it shoots out at you but also the soothing mental state it offers knowing that it will never let you down. Also, all you really have to do to get this kind of satisfaction is simply to bend over. My way of giving back to these majestic creatures of science is to hopefully sell Vending Machines
photo credit: James Cridland